stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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