Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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