Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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