Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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