yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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