your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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