windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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