oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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