Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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