i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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