your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
barbara walters just said penis...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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