So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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