Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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