It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
