If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I have feelings that need drinking.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Someone signed my nipple.
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