ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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