I wanna bring you to show and tell
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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You. Win. At. Life.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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