make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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