when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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