I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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