then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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