I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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