No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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