I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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