i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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