I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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