You were right. It hurts to walk today.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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