When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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