apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
There's always time for handjobs
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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