It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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