She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
My feet surprised me
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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