Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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