so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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