I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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