we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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