Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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