Grow some girl-balls and come out already
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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