Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
