This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
