Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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