Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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