It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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