Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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