i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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