So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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