: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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