Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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