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i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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