does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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