I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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