haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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