Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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