when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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