I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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